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Harlequin Jones Skeleton Pianist T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones Skeleton Pianist T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones Skeleton Pianist T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones Skeleton Pianist T-Shirt

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$25.00

Harlequin Jones 100% cotton t-shirt featuring a cool skeleton pianist playing ebonies and ivories. Matches the artwork of the cover of the "Brutally Honest" cassette. Super soft and great quality.

Size Small Sold Out! Sizes M-XXL available!

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Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!
  • Brutally Honest Bundle!  Skeleton Pianist T-shirt, Cassette, Lyric Sheet, Art, Photo, handwritten Thank You note, stickers!

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$45.00

This Harlequin Jones "Brutally Honest" bundle includes:

-Harlequin Jones "Brutally Honest" cassette, includes digital download -Hand silkscreened Skeleton Pianist graphic black cotton t-shirt -Numbered lyric sheet print -a print of the "Brutally Honest" cover art -high quality capture print from the "Brutally Honest" video -handwritten thank you note to show our gratitude for your purchase.

Plus, a bunch of stickers to bedazzle the world with.

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Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download
  • Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download

Brutally Honest: Cassette with Red Tinted Case - Includes Digital Download

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$10.00

Red tinted case with a solid red cassette with the Harlequin Jones logo and song title printed in white. Includes a free digital download. The front art depicts a skeleton pianist possibly our song "Brutally Honest." No cassette player but really want to listen? This comes with a free high quality digital download of "Brutally Honest!"

Cassettes are a fantastic way to have physical music you can actually hold in your hand and admire the art of it. It's also a great way to support a little known band called Harlequin Jones. The cassette case size measures 4" x 3" x .75"

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Collaged Handwritten Lyric Sheet Print for Brutally Honest -numbered and signed
  • Collaged Handwritten Lyric Sheet Print for Brutally Honest -numbered and signed
  • Collaged Handwritten Lyric Sheet Print for Brutally Honest -numbered and signed
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$5.99

Follow along to the song "Brutally Honest" with this handwritten, collaged lyric sheet print created by Harlequin Jones' pianist/vocalist Amanda Anatole. It proves to be a great way to know the lyrics so you can sing along, hang as an art piece on the wall, or even to block the sun out of your face.

Limited edition, numbered, and hand signed. You also may end up with some rose petals in your package...

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Harlequin Jones T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones T-Shirt
  • Harlequin Jones T-Shirt

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$25.00

Represent your favorite band with a Harlequin Jones t-shirt that says you support good music. Plus, it's soft.

100% Cotton. Black T-shirt, white silkscreened Harlequin Jones logo.

The raven haired model shown is wearing a size S. The drummer model with the terrifying unicorn head is 220 lbs and wears an XL.

!!!SIZE XL SOLD OUT!!!

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The Bad Beginning: CD
  • The Bad Beginning: CD
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$7.99

Harlequin Jones' second EP! It had been some time since EP in 2005, so significant time had passed before we started recording this second EP. We didn't know if we would ever be able to finish it bc of money, health, bla bla bla, so it felt like we were forever at the beginning. Thus, The Bad Beginning title!

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3 CD EP Bundle with Handwritten Note
  • 3 CD EP Bundle with Handwritten Note
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$20.00

Go direct through Harlequin Jones and get the music you’ve been streaming sent to your mailbox! Streaming and downloads are convenient, but we’re not the only ones who appreciate hard copies of music and have a bit of nostalgia for compact discs!

You can finally hold the music in your hands, see artwork up close, laugh at everything we spelled wrong, and see what the mysterious back side of the CD looks like!

♦️ Receive Harlequin Jones’ original EP, The Bad Beginning, Overflow, and a hand written thank you note for $20!♦️

(Note: The pic for this description is not any of our front cover art ...HOWEVER... you may see it sinking on the back cover of Overflow if you look close...) Send us pics of you holding all three and we will post it here!

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EPs

Singles

Shake The Disease (Depeche Mode Cover)

Harlequin Jones

Harlequin Jones covers a Depeche Mode classic, simplifying synths to stripped pianos and rich vocals by Amanda von Loon. Possibly a perfect song for these quarantined times when loved ones may be on edge with one another.

Amanda writes, "Took a break from singing a new Harlequin Jones original to record this. I get so sick of myself and the self
Harlequin Jones covers a Depeche Mode classic, simplifying synths to stripped pianos and rich vocals by Amanda von Loon. Possibly a perfect song for these quarantined times when loved ones may be on edge with one another.

Amanda writes, "Took a break from singing a new Harlequin Jones original to record this. I get so sick of myself and the self centeredness that goes into creating personal songs. It's always good to step into someone else's shoes for a minute. This is my take on one of my favorite DM songs.

When I first began driving as a teenager, my car only had a nearly extinct cassette player so I went and bought a couple cassettes at a thrift store so I could listen to music. I ended up with Depeche Mode and Garbage tapes to sing along with for years until they melted in the boiling summer heat inside a parked car."
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A Devil Inside You

Harlequin Jones

Sounds like if you could dance to Castlevania while singing along to a moody, energetic, piano driven flow with Latin percussion heavy beats. Giant female vocals and harmonies. A little eerie yet accessible pop structure and you can move your hips to it!

Perfect for Halloween! Lets get spooky with A Devil Inside You!
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With Hindsight

Harlequin Jones

Harlequin Jones were preparing to record a new set of original material when focus temporarily shifted.

While fumbling through hard drives, Harlequin Jones revisited a collection of demos, alternate takes, and overlooked songs from 2007-2012. Stuck in an existential crisis about the speed of time and age, Harlequin Jones quickly polished the
Harlequin Jones were preparing to record a new set of original material when focus temporarily shifted.

While fumbling through hard drives, Harlequin Jones revisited a collection of demos, alternate takes, and overlooked songs from 2007-2012. Stuck in an existential crisis about the speed of time and age, Harlequin Jones quickly polished the tracks to refresh and clarify the past recordings and release them on this retrospective.

The unearthed demos and alternative versions give insight into a raw past and foreshadow a brighter future's next release.
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